User:Commander Handsome

Commander Handsome (司令ハンサム), sometimes known as Chief Eyebrows or Commander Handsome, is the 1st commander of the Hair Legion. Obsessive over his hair and eyebrows, he can be quite the ticker. Commander Handsome first made his appearance as a super model in the Human Pageant. Mr. Handsome enjoys long walks with people with majestic hair and eyebrows and uses Suave.

Personality
Commander Handsome is very suave and he always smells like roses for some odd reason.

He is very homosexual for Ravioli and thinks that showing compassion towards the titans is the way to go. In fact he even dated a titan when he was 13, believe it or not. Handsome's eyebrows are named John and Randall. He cares for them like his own children. He is so classy and suave and elegant that everyone cries due to his handsome face and glorious eyebrows. he is the best commander the Suave Corps has ever had. We love him very dearly.

Story
Mr. Handsome was born from a mixture of Suave and Thoreal, and arose from that was Majestic Eyebrow Man and his way of doing stuff. One time he was going to be eaten by a titan, but Commander Handsome asked the titan if they'd like to have a showcase/pageant of all the humans with the best hair in the world. Mr. Handsome won and was not eaten by the titans

When Mr. Handsome became Commander, he saw two young boys, Eren and Armin, and thought they made the perfect couple with their hair. So he secretly ship them in his basement like any other fangirl.

Commander Handsome now spends his time going around the world and tells children to use Suave and keep their hair healthy, and if Commander Handsome sees with unnatural eyebrows, he tackles them and plucks their eyebrows until they are perfect and handsome.

That was all until he lost his arm; fapping has been hard for him along with plucking his eyebrows and wiping his ass after a shit because the t-paper is on the right side.