Farmer Yeager

Farmer Yeager (野菜を作るイェーガー) is the 16th chapter of the 2nd volume and the 43rd chapter overall of the Spoof on Titan manga, written and illustrated by hounori.

Overview
In an alternate timeline, Eren washes out of the Training Corps. Together, with Mikasa and Armin, they become vegetable farmers.

Summary
Washed out of the Training Corps, Eren clears a field for planting. Armin, working alongside him, tells Eren that even though he couldn't eliminate Titans, Eren is the best at eliminating weeds. Eren questions whether Armin's comment was meant to compliment or insult him. Eren states that he hasn't given up fighting Titans, and continues to fight them by supporting humanity agriculturally. He proudly declares that his vegetables will strengthen the soldiers that eliminate the Titans. Mikasa interrupts by loudly chomping on a cucumber. She claims that the cucumbers are bland and require fertilizer. Additionally, Mikasa annoys Eren by telling him that he isn't to blame due to his small experience.

Mikasa recommends that Eren taste the cucumber as well, but he refuses it. Eren specifies that he can't eat unwashed vegetables. Furthermore, he explains that due to his city heritage he isn't fond of vegetables. Armin argues that the farming book told them that freshly-picked vegetables taste best; he says that Eren then must eat them as he is the farmer. Eren counters Armin's argument, by telling him to eat them. Armin nervously confesses that he can't as he was raised in the city as well. Saying nothing, Mikasa loudly consumes the rest of the cucumber. Eren and Armin find Mikasa drawing something. Eren asks her what she's doing, and Mikasa tells them that she's making a promotional advertisement for their produce. Armin considers how such a promo could let customers know the people behind the vegetables. Excited, Eren begs Mikasa to let him see the promo. The promotional is honest, showing Eren to be a military dropout that resigns his efforts towards maximizing his efforts for the agricultural sector. Mikasa claims that it will attract customers, but Eren angrily disagrees.

Eren, Armin, and Mikasa find themselves delivering vegetables to the Training Corps. Armin wonders how everyone has been since the last time they saw them. Connie is the first to notice and he remembers Eren. Connie calls to the others that the vegetable suppliers arrived. Sasha, Jean, and Krista arrive, calling Eren unique nicknames. Eren is disappointed that nobody remembered his name, but Armin mentions how Eren didn't spend much time with them before leaving the Training Corps.

Eren asks Armin and Mikasa if they want to eat out at a restaurant, because he remembered how good this one was. Armin is surprised that this is the first time they spent money on anything for themselves, receiving acknowledgement from Eren. A waitress brings three plates, containing fried potatoes and seasonal salads, for the three farmers. Immediately, the three begin analyzing the food on the plates. First they discuss the superior texture of the potatoes and whether or not its due to fertilizer or variety. Moving on, they then discuss the spinach and what its vibrant green hues imply about pest control, irritating the waitress who overhears them.

Shouting, Armin tells Mikasa that a Titan appeared in their field. Mikasa demands to know where Eren is, noting that the last time she saw him was inside the field. Mikasa is shocked at how large the Titan is, and Armin pleads with her to escape with him on the horses. The Titan begins picking turnips, startling Mikasa. Armin theorizes that it must be an abnormal Titan. Mikasa notices that the Titan is delicately picking the potatoes, careful not to damage them. Freaking out, Armin urges Mikasa to leave.