User blog:Miskos3/Shingeki no Kyojin Chibi 4-Koma! Training Squad

Hi everyone! You may have noticed that on the official Shingeki no Kyojin website, each of the episode pages included a short comic, aka 4koma, each lasting for a week. I figured I'd make a collection of them, as some of them are pretty funny. It is also usually posted on this SnK facebook where I also get the translations from. So here goes! I shall update the rest of them once they're released. Enjoy~

Episode 1

Armin: I wonder what's Eren doing... Mikasa: Oh, he's just having a hard time going through chuunibyou... Eren: Wha... No!

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Episode 2

Mikasa: Eren eat properly. Eren: What? I'm eating. Mikasa: It's not enough. *Stuffs bread* Eren: Wha- Armin: Isn't that Mikasa's bread! What's your food then... Mikasa: I prefer rice over bread. Armin: Where did you get that from!?

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Episode 3

Eren: Damn, not yet! Armin: Maybe your head is too heavy...If your center of mass was below the belt... Eren: I did it! How is that!!

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Episode 4

Annie: Can I go now? Eren: Wait Annie! There's a proper way to do this! Eren: First, I come up from behind and sexually harass you from behind... then you're supposed to take my other hand..-

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Episode 5

Ian: Ackerman trainee, you are not in the designated position. Mikasa: Bu...but, I want to be with Eren... Eren: Hey Mikasa, stop fooling around already! * Eren headbutts Mikasa* Eren: AHHH OUCHHH!? Mikasa: Sorry, I need to calm down a bit... Mikasa: But Eren, promise me not to die. Armin: EREN!? EREEENN!!!

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Episode 6

Mikasa: Dad, how are babies born?" Dad: Let's ask Jaeger Sensei, shall we?" *Hahaha* Eren's dad: Mikasa, do you remember? We've meet a few times... Mikasa: Jaeger sensei... Mikasa: How are babies made? Eren's dad: Wha!? Mikasa: Why did I have to remember that in such timing? ///

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Episode 7

Armin: Mikasa!! Armin: Mikasa, hold on! Mikasa: Armin!? Armin: Wha-so heavy!? How much do you weigh!? That's why the gas runs out so quickly! Along with the armor and weapons... My...arms....! Armin: I can't hold you any more! * Boooooom*

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Episode 8

Jean: We found it! It's the supplies! Marco: Are... these dresses and bunny ears!? Armin: They're leftover goods!! Marco: Oh god! Since we haven't been against Titans for so long we don't have any proper supplies...! Armin: Wait Marco...I think we can catch the titan's attention with these! Marco: Why are you wearing this stuff!? The girls could have worn them! Armin: Nope. I think I look best with these out of all the other girls.

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Episode 9

Levi: Tsk, this is disgusting... Levi: ...It's not coming off Erwin: We're backing off, where's Levi? Petra: He went to the river to wash. Erwin: What!? Not again...

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Episode 10

Mikasa: I'm going too. Eren: No, I'm leaving you. Eren: I'm not your little brother or anything, nor am I a kid. Mikasa: Then what are you? Mikasa: Then...what do you think about me Eren? Eren: What!? Armin: Don't answer it wrong Eren! Eren: Do we need to talk about this now! Armin: We're talking about it because it's important right now! Mikasa: Answer in 15 seconds, Eren. Rico: Wait, don't do it yet sir! This is an important part!

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Episode 11

Pixis: Right now, everyone who turns their back on this plan, will have their crimes and guilt exempted. Sasha: Does that mean... Sasha: I won't need to take my crime for stealing the meat! Sasha: But then, I won't be able to retrieve the meat I left in Trost! Jean: That's rare... Sasha can't decide on her options...

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Episode 12

Connie: I was watching Armin, then I noticed. If I'm slippy *holds oil*, the titans won't be able to catch me! I'm a genius!! * hook slips off wall* Connie: Wha!? Crap, it doesn't pierce the wall!? Annie: Baka... Jean: Baka...

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Episode 13

Erwin: Your will is the 'key' to release humanity from the Titans. Levi: You're too dumb to get the joke. Therefore I shall explain for you. Levi: As he holds the 'key' for the basement, he talks about your will being the 'key'. This is an Erwin-styled joke. Levi: Over that, he performs a high level joke by wordplaying (*kakeru in Japanese, which can be used in both 'to wordplay a word over another word' and to 'lock' a lock) with the word 'key'... Erwin: Please...stop now...

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Episode 13.5

Eren: I want to join the Scouting Legion and slay all the Titans!  Levi: Huh? You think you can escape from here? Eren: Of course, I'm the main character...obviously the story won't end here... Levi: "It's ok. From the next episode, I'll be the main character! Eren: That's not fair!! Mikasa: Eren... why are you crying?

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Episode 14

Armin: Objection! Armin: You've called us as witnesses and you don't even take our testimony evidence... That's unfair! We were called during our precious lunch!! Armin: Talking about food, I'd like to have a word about the plainness of the soup you serve us. Hanji: Sorry~ You can continue your claim over here until the trail ends.

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Episode 15

Eren: I was astonished to join the Scouting Legion... it's full of weird people... Petra: What do you think about the Scouting Legion, Eren? Eren: Ah, Petra-san... Petra: Ask me anything you want to know, okay? Eren: Uhh.. Petra-san... Petra: ...yes? Eren: Are you also weird? For example, are you an exhibitionist or something... Petra: Wha-!?

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Episode 16

Erwin: Knowing the harsh future that awaits you in the Scouting Legion, those who are willing to join the Scouting Legion shall stay. Ask yourselves, if you can devote your life to humanity's future. Gunther: Commander, don't you think you're over threatening them? No one will stay. Erwin: Hmm... that's true... Erwin: If you join the Scouting Legion now, I shall provide you a brush and a money pouch with the Scouting Legion logo! Erwin: Wa-wait! I'll also provide you with a tapestry of the Special Operations Squad too!!

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Episode 17

Jean: Armin... I always thought it was creepy how you always clung to Eren. But I've always thought you had it in you. Armin: Wha...? But creepy? That's really mean... Armin: I think Reiner and Bertholdt are worse! Reiner: Wha...!? Armin: And the eyes you have when you look at Mikasa, Jean... Don't you realize it's really disgusting? Jean: Wha...!?

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Episode 18

Jean: Damn... Why doesn't my horse come back... Armin: Other animals are gathering though. Reiner: He just needs to give himself a little push. Reiner: Wait, even the Titans are gathering around now. Armin: You should take this seriously Jean. Christa: That seems scary... Better not get close to it...

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Episode 19

Eren: Noise grenade!? Levi: ...What is your job? To just let yourself be swayed by whatever you're feeling at the moment? No, it's not... Our squad's job is to--- Eren: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening because I was covering my ears! Auruo: Captain Levi! Can you please repeat again! Levi: Tsk... It can't be helped... Levi: ...What is your job? To just let yourself be swayed by whatever you're feel... Eren: Ahh! The reinforcements are down!! Auruo: Shut up for hell's sake, Eren!!

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Episode 20

Erwin: An ability to harden parts of the skin, will it weaken if we continue? Erwin: We have no time to continue... Get ready to use it. Erwin: If we tickle her with these, she would have no choice but to drop her arms!! * Female Titan roaring with laughter* Sasha: What exactly are they doing in the forest...

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Episode 21

Mikasa: Wait!! Levi: Calm down, take a distance from the Titan for now...... Levi: Hey...how much do you even weigh... My gas supply wouldn't have been enough if Erwin didn't order me to refill my gas... Levi: My arms ache, go chase it yourself *throws Mikasa*

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Episode 22

Mikasa: That's... Levi's special move! Mikasa: His special move, the "Rolling Thunder!!" Not even the Titan can stand a chance against it! And here it comes-- Mikasa: "Super Ultra Spinning Typhoon!!" It's so fast it doesn't have time to harden its skin!! Levi: I ordered you to keep the Titan's attention away from me. Not to give my techniques names with your poor naming taste...?

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Episode 23

Was it that time? Or that time? Or was it that time...? Annie: When exactly did you start looking at me that way, Armin!?

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Episode 24

TBA

Episode 25

TBA