Farmer Yeager

Farmer Yeager (野菜を作るイェーガー) is the 16th chapter of the 2nd volume and the 43rd chapter overall of the Spoof on Titan manga, written and illustrated by hounori.

Overview
In an alternate timeline, Eren washes out of the Training Corps. Together, with Mikasa and Armin, they become vegetable farmers.

Summary
Washed out of the Training Corps, Eren clears a field for planting. Armin, working alongside him, tells Eren that even though he couldn't eliminate Titans, Eren is the best at eliminating weeds. Eren questions whether Armin's comment was meant to compliment or insult him. Eren states that he hasn't given up fighting Titans, and continues to fight them by supporting humanity agriculturally. He proudly declares that his vegetables will strengthen the soldiers that eliminate the Titans. Mikasa interrupts by loudly chomping on a cucumber. She claims that the cucumbers are bland and require fertilizer. Additionally, Mikasa annoys Eren by telling him that he isn't to blame due to his small experience.

Mikasa recommends that Eren taste the cucumber as well, but he refuses it. Eren specifies that he can't eat unwashed vegetables. Furthermore, he explains that due to his city heritage he isn't fond of vegetables. Armin argues that the farming book told them that freshly-picked vegetables taste best; he says that Eren then must eat them as he is the farmer. Eren counters Armin's argument, by telling him to eat them. Armin nervously confesses that he can't as he was raised in the city as well. Saying nothing, Mikasa loudly consumes the rest of the cucumber.

Eren and Armin find Mikasa drawing something. Eren asks her what she's doing, and Mikasa tells them that she's making a promotional advertisement for their produce. Armin considers how such a promo could let customers know the people behind the vegetables. Excited, Eren begs Mikasa to let him see the promo. The promotional is honest, showing Eren to be a military dropout that resigns his efforts towards maximizing his efforts for the agricultural sector. Mikasa claims that it will attract customers, but Eren angrily disagrees.