Attack on Attack on Titan

Attack on Attack on Titan is the second short story of the Attack on Titan Anthology. It is written, illustrated, and lettered by Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer, and colored by Bill Mudron.

Overview
Soldiers struggling against Titans.

Bite club
A soldier warns Eren that the Wall has been breached and urges him to transform. The latter bites himself up to the blood repeatedly, wondering why it does not work until Mikasa angrily tells him to stop biting her arm. Eren apologies and states he had found he tasted better than usual.

Insecurity issues
A soldier tells trainees to be more focused while doing wall patrol, blaming their emotional outbursts. Eren furiously deny having any of that and complains about their superiors' ungratefulness, without noticing Conny's worried look. As Eren wonders where everybody went, he gets his head eaten by the Colossus Titan.

The #1 question
The Survey Corps welcome Rolf, a new recruit and ask him if he has any questions. Rolf asks them how can he pee with the tight straps of the army uniform and he is told it is not something they talk about.

Another shtick in the wall
Eren complains about Titans being everywhere and Mikasa, who has an ice cream, agrees. Eren shockingly notices a Titan in her ice cream, which Mikasa finds unsurprising, then Eren notices the Titan holds an ice cream with a Titan within, which despairs him.

Outmaneuvered
A soldier violently complains, finding the vertical maneuvering term stupid. This annoys his fellows who push him off the wall.

Poison idea
Some officers explain their new plan to kill Titans, use poison on them. A woman loudly asks how are they supposed to have Titans eat it since they only target humans. She is tied to a pole with a barrel of poison and pancarts inviting Titans to eat her.

The results are in
A Titan eats the soldier tied with the poison barrel. The two soldiers observe it, ready to report the result, and one of them pity her. Hearing the Titan coughing, they assume the plan worked but instead the Titan vomits the poison and the late Irma on them.

Spoils of war
The two soldiers are disgusted by the Titan's vomit and one remarks some of the bones they can see could be their comrades'. One of them remembers Angus and a young boy suddenly gets out of the vomit, scaring them.

Never leave a man behind
One of the soldiers asks Angus what is he doing there. The latter says he got swallowed without being properly chewed and adds that Titan insides are warm and full of nutriments. One of the soldiers lifts him to get him out of there but Angus tells him to stop too late, and his fellows can notice he is missing his lower half, which makes them sick.

Last-minute replacement strip
Eren is with Conny and complains about food restrictions. They notice Sasha and decide to follow her, assuming she steals food. They are shocked to see her eating a dead Titan but she advises them to try it, which they do and approve.

Humor on patrol
Three soldiers are on the wall and bored. One of them tells a joke that does not make the others laugh, until he gets his head chopped off by the Colossus Titan.

Horsefeathers
Two soldiers are on the Wall watching Titans from above and one of them notices they do not eat horses. This gives them the idea to put a horse head on a soldier.

Horsehockeys
The plan has failed and one of the soldiers states it is because the disguise was not realistic enough. The new plan is to have two soldiers under the horse disguise to make it closer to real horses.

Horsecrap
The two soldiers were eaten, which angers the person who had this idea. They then decide to redo the previous disguise adding one more soldier to ride the two who make the horse.