Rabbits Are Tasty

Rabbits Are Tasty (ウサギおいし) is the 4th chapter of the 2nd volume and the 31st chapter overall of the Spoof on Titan manga, written and illustrated by hounori.

Overview
Everyone tries to help Mikasa recover from her injuries.

Summary
Following an unspecified injury, Eren inquires how Mikasa's rib feels, Mikasa responds that she's well enough to begin working out tomorrow. Eren tells her that she won't heal that fast, and that she has to take it easy. Remembering that he brought her an apple, Eren offers Mikasa it. Mikasa nervously requests that he peel the apple for her, to which Eren responds negatively. Eren then smiles and offers to peel it for her. Mikasa overhears Eren asking Sasha to peel the apple for him.

Lifting weights in bed, Mikasa comments on how bored she is. Armin proposes that she borrow one of his books. Mikasa selects one, to which Armin asks her to let him know how she likes it. Mikasa falls asleep reading it. Mikasa thanks Armin for lending her his book. When Armin asks Mikasa what her favorite part was, she acknowledges that she never slept better.

Krista hands a grateful Mikasa a glass of water. Mikasa begins coughing, choking on the water. Krista instinctively slaps Mikasa on the back repeatedly, in an attempt to stop her from choking. However, this aggravates Mikasa's injury, causing her to double over in pain. Krista offers an unsympathetic apology.

Later, outside, Sasha confronts Mikasa as to whether or not Mikasa should be walking around. Mikasa mentions that staying in bed all day isn't healthy. Sasha asks her if her injury still hurts, and Mikasa replies that only when she laughs a lot. Connie mentions how it must be difficult. As Mikasa leaves, Sasha waves goodbye. Sasha and Connie then debate on whether or not Mikasa was joking or bored, as they never remembered her laughing too hard. Outside her room, Mikasa finds Jean waiting with an apple. Jean offers Mikasa the apple, then asks her to wait for him to peel it for her. Receiving the peeled apple slices, Mikasa asks Jean what shapes they are in. Jean says that they are meant to be rabbits, and that his mom would always make them for him when he was sick. Back in her room, Mikasa stares outside the window, wishing that she could eat a rabbit. Eren overhears her and scolds her for discussing hunting when it is illegal. On a walk, Levi asks Mikasa how she's doing. Mikasa mentions that her rib healed fast, and then she asks Levi how his leg injury is doing. As Levi begins to respond, Eren and Armin hastily interrupt. Eren heatedly berates Mikasa for mentioning age around Levi due to Levi's advanced years, irritating Levi.

Eren is reading in his room when Mikasa opens the door. She declares that she peeled him an apple, and asks him if he wants it. Confused, Eren agrees. Mikasa displays the peeled apple slices to a surprised Eren, daring him to guess which animal they are shaped after. Eren criticizes the quality of the peeled slices, causing Mikasa to state that they are rabbits. Eren blankly stares at Mikasa, upsetting Mikasa. As she turns away, she stutters that the slices were meant to be rabbits.